Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Sister of a Sistah

6 comments:

ali said...

wait. this photo needs some explaining!

Olive-us said...

OH NO YOU DID-NT!!!!!!!!!
First of all, you founding "sistas" are high. I know it is impossible because you have both chosen the right, but this whole "we are big-haired and miserable" self deprecating b.s. has got to stop! You both are perfectly coiffed SUPERMODELS whom together weigh less than what I throw down in Taco Bell and cookies a day.
Secondly, people all over the world pay good money on perms and curling irons in hopes to achieve the look you two have been naturally blessed with (maybe not so much in your early years girls, but that is the fault of you mothers and the trends of the 80's).
Thirdly, as Kasey's sister I was blessed with bad-home-perm-wave type hair that my mother so generously would pay to have my hair permed (from the ages of three to twelve) in hopes my hair would be as desirable as my little sister Kasey's natural locks. Case in point, the lovely picture of my eight-year-old self helplessly victim to my mother's delusions of what stylish hair should look like.
Lastly, I don't remember giving anyone permission to the publishing rights of that picture. You will be reported.

Olive-us said...

p.s.
Not only is that a mullet, it's a permed one.
Top that.

bighairgirls said...

hows that for an explanation ali?? I knew we just had to give it time.

ali said...

dear olive-us...I am with you on the "perfectly coiffed Supermodels whom together weigh less than blah, blah, blah"...

It is almost a crime that they are getting away with this when we are all still struggling daily with our flat, lifeless, styleless hair. Honestly. I'm not buying it girls!

Olive-us said...

Ali, I think they should change their blog spot name to "Don't Hate Us Because We're Beautiful".