OH NO YOU DID-NT!!!!!!!!! First of all, you founding "sistas" are high. I know it is impossible because you have both chosen the right, but this whole "we are big-haired and miserable" self deprecating b.s. has got to stop! You both are perfectly coiffed SUPERMODELS whom together weigh less than what I throw down in Taco Bell and cookies a day. Secondly, people all over the world pay good money on perms and curling irons in hopes to achieve the look you two have been naturally blessed with (maybe not so much in your early years girls, but that is the fault of you mothers and the trends of the 80's). Thirdly, as Kasey's sister I was blessed with bad-home-perm-wave type hair that my mother so generously would pay to have my hair permed (from the ages of three to twelve) in hopes my hair would be as desirable as my little sister Kasey's natural locks. Case in point, the lovely picture of my eight-year-old self helplessly victim to my mother's delusions of what stylish hair should look like. Lastly, I don't remember giving anyone permission to the publishing rights of that picture. You will be reported.
dear olive-us...I am with you on the "perfectly coiffed Supermodels whom together weigh less than blah, blah, blah"...
It is almost a crime that they are getting away with this when we are all still struggling daily with our flat, lifeless, styleless hair. Honestly. I'm not buying it girls!
Everyone's had a bad hair day, or fashion mishap, at least once in their lives. And how does it make you feel?? Not so good. Imagine having a bad hair day EVERYDAY of your life, for over 20 years. That's what it feels like to be us. We know all there is to know about bad hair. We've researched it--tested every product known to man, we've studied it for years. We LIVE it. And now we want to laugh about it. Our time is here, our time is now. We're comming clean--we have bad hair and we know it--it may be our one true talent, and gift to you--so join us as we explore the world of bad hair, fashion faux pas, and random things we find funny.
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wait. this photo needs some explaining!
OH NO YOU DID-NT!!!!!!!!!
First of all, you founding "sistas" are high. I know it is impossible because you have both chosen the right, but this whole "we are big-haired and miserable" self deprecating b.s. has got to stop! You both are perfectly coiffed SUPERMODELS whom together weigh less than what I throw down in Taco Bell and cookies a day.
Secondly, people all over the world pay good money on perms and curling irons in hopes to achieve the look you two have been naturally blessed with (maybe not so much in your early years girls, but that is the fault of you mothers and the trends of the 80's).
Thirdly, as Kasey's sister I was blessed with bad-home-perm-wave type hair that my mother so generously would pay to have my hair permed (from the ages of three to twelve) in hopes my hair would be as desirable as my little sister Kasey's natural locks. Case in point, the lovely picture of my eight-year-old self helplessly victim to my mother's delusions of what stylish hair should look like.
Lastly, I don't remember giving anyone permission to the publishing rights of that picture. You will be reported.
p.s.
Not only is that a mullet, it's a permed one.
Top that.
hows that for an explanation ali?? I knew we just had to give it time.
dear olive-us...I am with you on the "perfectly coiffed Supermodels whom together weigh less than blah, blah, blah"...
It is almost a crime that they are getting away with this when we are all still struggling daily with our flat, lifeless, styleless hair. Honestly. I'm not buying it girls!
Ali, I think they should change their blog spot name to "Don't Hate Us Because We're Beautiful".
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